And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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