i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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