If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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