you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I wear drunk well.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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