All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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