Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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