Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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