Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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