I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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