Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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