Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.