and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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