I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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