Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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