brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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