at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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