the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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