oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Girls should come with a carfax report
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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