i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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