as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just forgot I was standing up.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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