you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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