He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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