Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I look excited, but its just a facade.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
PANTIES FOUND
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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