Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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