Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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