I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
North Korea, Best Korea!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I've blown a few things in my day
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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