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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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