I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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