Pregnant stripper...not hot.
her vagine was all disorganized.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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