Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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