It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
