I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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