No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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