Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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