She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
And the cops told us we were all naked.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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