It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Are we still banned from the library?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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