If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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