Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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