apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Randomize
