what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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