Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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