so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The uberlube is also flammable
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
