I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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