I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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