i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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