also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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