I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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