Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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