We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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