your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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