I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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