i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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