he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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