we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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