Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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