just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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