If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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