If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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