everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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