Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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