Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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